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'Crazy Bird Man' Fascinates, Alarms Park Visitors

By Earl E. Byrd
Posted Tuesday, September 12, 2006

Covered in pigeons at all hours of the day, Rufus DeWitt says he's a man on a mission. "I'm a man on a mission," he says, as if to prove the point.

"I love birds, is that so wrong?"
— Rufus DeWitt, crazy bird man

The remainder of this article will be displayed in inscrutable pseudo-Latin.

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Li Europan lingues es membres del sam familie. Lor separat existentie es un myth. Por scientie, musica, sport etc., li tot Europa usa li sam vocabularium. Li lingues differe solmen in li grammatica, li pronunciation e li plu commun vocabules. Omnicos directe al desirabilitá de un nov lingua franca: on refusa continuar payar custosi traductores. It solmen va esser necessi far uniform grammatica, pronunciation e plu sommun paroles.

Ma quande lingues coalesce, li grammatica del resultant lingue es plu simplic e regulari quam ti del coalescent lingues. Li nov lingua franca va esser plu simplic e regulari quam li existent Europan lingues. It va esser tam simplic quam Occidental: in fact, it va esser Occidental. A un Angleso it va semblar un simplificat Angles, quam un skeptic Cambridge amico dit me que Occidental es.


 
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