Disclaimer

Posted Friday, September 22, 2006

Horriblescope.com is a humor site. None of the information is to be taken seriously or considered in any way accurate or truthful.

All portrayals of actual people are strictly satirical in nature and not intended to represent their real personhood, character or actual actions. Any characterizations are fictional in nature and intended strictly for entertainment purposes.

Brandywine New Media accepts no responsibily for the accuracy of predictions and horoscopes published on this site and in fact, suggests the opposite. We cannot be held responsible for actions taken on the basis of said predictions.

If you are offended by the content of this site, please go read the U.S. Constitution, Bill of Rights, Amendment One, to learn your rights to stop this site from publishing satire and humor. Hint: you have none, so please go back to reading www.newsmax.com.

As a special offer to any offended celebrity: we'll happily abuse any person you'd like to make up for picking on you. We're an equal-opportunity abuser. Also, assume that every single picture on this site has been digitally and fraudulently altered to create completely fictional images. As if the Easter Bunny and Oprah would do the nasty — everyone knows she has the hots for BigFoot.

Thank you. We'd write more, but we just hit our attorney over the head with a soda vending machine and he seems disinterested in adding more clauses.