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[In Aheaditorials] [May 20, 2009]
Life Was Great Until Rove Pushed Me Out
In an exclusive column for Horriblescope, Satan talks about his outster from Hell, Karl Rove and how it all went down.
God Fires Tom Cruise
Bin Laden Salutes Bush, Lauds End Of Air Travel
Abstinence Leads To More Sex, Study Finds
Bush: Sorry About Armageddon 'Thing'
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